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If you
were in my mind you couldn't take enough showers to get clean again.
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Every
conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind
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* How
Musicians Do It * Drummers hit it harder Guitarists finger in faster. Bassists
do it deeper. Singers do it louder
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Smile
if you just had a naughty thought... yep, you just smiled!!! lol
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What is
Warm, Soft, Sticky, and has a Hole in the middle?? It's a Fresh Doughnut.. wow
you dirty minded people!
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Ladies,
men like it when your hair has lots of body, not the other way around.
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I got
married because I'm really into angry sex!
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Just
realized that cleavage is the only thing that you can look down on and approve
of at the same time.
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Please
tell your pants it's rude to point.
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No
woman will ever be truly satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate
penis that ejaculates money.
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Love is
name S3x is game
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Smile…
it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.
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I am
not Virgin my life FCUK me everyday.