Funny Whatsapp Status



·        Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE

·        I know the door to your heart belongs to another,
but I think I can slip in through the window.

·        I'm thinking about thinking but I don't know what to think about so I think I should just stop thinking before i think to much!

·        A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front.

·        A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

·        Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is "What is C2H5OH?".

·        Love is a grave mental disease.

·        World Population Rank: 1.China 2.India 3.Facebook 4.USA 5.MySpace 6.Indonesia 7.Brazil 8.Twitter

·        Behind every successful man.. There is a confused woman.

·        You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

·        Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.

·        Sorry.. I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.

·        never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones ,,, try a different one each day ;)

·        I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos

·        HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
·        You can never really say whats on your mind, when your family is on Facebook ;)

·        this is a message 4 all those who DON'T DRINK OR SMOKE!
One day your old friends will die and you will be left alone.

·        I noticed that my friends status said, "Stood on the edge of a cliff. About to jump".So I poked him. :D

·        Weekends remind me of rainbows. They look good from far way, but when you get up close, they disappear.

·        I really wanna work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ;)

·        You can never really say whats' on your mind, when your family is on Facebook ;)

·        Whenever you have a problem, just sing your favourite song!
You will realize that your voice is far worse than your problem!
TRUE STORY !!!

·        Hmmm lost in thoughts ,,,the damn place doesn't have any signposts ;)

·        Loving you is one of the things in life I know i do perfectly,, You are my everything, I love you baby.
- TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN :D

·        If God made everything, then God must be Chinese?

·        I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out !!!

·        I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on ?"

·        Work is worship,,, but im an athies. so Leave it Buddy chillaaxxxxxx
wishes diet burgers, diet pizzas and diet fries existed!! The world would be a whole lot better :p

·        Fake laughs, fake smiles, fake promises, fake love.
sounds like everything is 'Made In China'.!!

·        You sent friend request , I accepted , We talked , We liked , We dated , We got commited , I loved , You cheated , I deleted :P

·        Wouldn,t it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don,t like

·        Sometimes the decisions which seem hardest to make, are the ones that will eventually make us happiest ,,,so study folks ;)

·        You're not an ugly person. You're an exceptionally beautiful monkey.

·        0ne second iz enough to Fall in Gutterr..Owhhh....sooolllllllllyyyyyyy
.
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I mean Love....:-P :D

·        To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research :D ;-)

·        If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become
Sunny Deol :P:D:P :D

·        Dear LOL and Hmmmm,
Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. 

·        Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problemz When I Was Y0unger! But NOW I Lubyou :-D

·        I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face. . .:p

·        Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...wet ext or call to say we're outside..;)

·        I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p

·        Most people have 5 sense and some people have 6 sense....
but my FRIENDS ARE blessed with an extra 7th senses .. Non-Sense... :P

·        That sad moment when your internet doesn't work and you don't know what to do with your life. :( :P

·        I try to avoid things that make me fat ...... Like weighing scales , mirrors , photographs ... :P

·        Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

·        You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom!

·        A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

·        I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card

·        I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough.

·        Be nice to nerds. Chances are, you will be working for them

·        When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!
·        What do girls want?
EVERYTHING!!!