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Money can't buy
LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
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I know the door
to your heart belongs to another,
but
I think I can slip in through the window.
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I'm thinking
about thinking but I don't know what to think about so I think I should just
stop thinking before i think to much!
·
A great many
people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front.
·
A foolish man
tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is
extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
·
Alcohol is never
the answer, unless the question is "What is C2H5OH?".
·
Love is a grave
mental disease.
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World Population
Rank: 1.China 2.India 3.Facebook 4.USA 5.MySpace 6.Indonesia 7.Brazil 8.Twitter
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Behind every
successful man.. There is a confused woman.
·
You can fool some
of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
·
Laziness Is The
Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect
Her.
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Sorry.. I'm not
Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.
·
never make the
same mistake twice, there are so many new ones ,,, try a different one each day
;)
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I swear my pillow
could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos
·
HEY YOU, yeah I'm
talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
·
You can never
really say whats on your mind, when your family is on Facebook ;)
·
this is a message
4 all those who DON'T DRINK OR SMOKE!
One
day your old friends will die and you will be left alone.
·
I noticed that my
friends status said, "Stood on the edge of a cliff. About to jump".So
I poked him. :D
·
Weekends remind
me of rainbows. They look good from far way, but when you get up close, they
disappear.
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I really wanna
work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ;)
·
You can never
really say whats' on your mind, when your family is on Facebook ;)
·
Whenever you have
a problem, just sing your favourite song!
You
will realize that your voice is far worse than your problem!
TRUE
STORY !!!
·
Hmmm lost in
thoughts ,,,the damn place doesn't have any signposts ;)
·
Loving you is one
of the things in life I know i do perfectly,, You are my everything, I love you
baby.
-
TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN :D
·
If God made
everything, then God must be Chinese?
·
I used to have an
open mind but my brains kept falling out !!!
·
I sometimes watch
birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on ?"
·
Work is
worship,,, but im an athies. so Leave it Buddy chillaaxxxxxx
wishes
diet burgers, diet pizzas and diet fries existed!! The world would be a whole
lot better :p
·
Fake laughs, fake
smiles, fake promises, fake love.
sounds
like everything is 'Made In China'.!!
·
You sent friend
request , I accepted , We talked , We liked , We dated , We got commited , I
loved , You cheated , I deleted :P
·
Wouldn,t it be
nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don,t
like
·
Sometimes the
decisions which seem hardest to make, are the ones that will eventually make us
happiest ,,,so study folks ;)
·
You're not an
ugly person. You're an exceptionally beautiful monkey.
·
0ne second iz
enough to Fall in Gutterr..Owhhh....sooolllllllllyyyyyyy
.
.
I
mean Love....:-P :D
·
To steal ideas
from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research :D ;-)
·
If Sunny Leone
marries Sunny Deol, she will also become
Sunny
Deol :P:D:P :D
·
Dear LOL and
Hmmmm,
Thanks
for being there when I have nothing else to say.
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Dear Sleep! I
Know We Had Problemz When I Was Y0unger! But NOW I Lubyou :-D
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I love everybody.
Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to
punch in the face. . .:p
·
Our
generation doesn't ring the doorbell...wet ext or call to say we're outside..;)
·
I was born to be
a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p
·
Most people have
5 sense and some people have 6 sense....
but
my FRIENDS ARE blessed with an extra 7th senses .. Non-Sense... :P
·
That sad moment
when your internet doesn't work and you don't know what to do with your life.
:( :P
·
I try to avoid
things that make me fat ...... Like weighing scales , mirrors , photographs ...
:P
· Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
· You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom!
· A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
· I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
· I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough.
· Be nice to nerds. Chances are, you will be working for them
· When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!
· What do girls want?
EVERYTHING!!!